Saturday, July 21, 2007
BAD LUCK
With a pile of 300 résumés on his desk and
a need to pick someone quickly,
my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.
"Throw away 250 résumés?" I asked, shocked.
"What if the best candidates are in there?"
"You have a point," he said.
"But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."
a need to pick someone quickly,
my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.
"Throw away 250 résumés?" I asked, shocked.
"What if the best candidates are in there?"
"You have a point," he said.
"But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."
NEW TO JOB BE CAREFUL
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said,
"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years...
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said,
"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years...
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