LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS

One liner for this movie is:When a young owl is abducted by an evil Owl army, he must escape with newfound friends to seek out the legendary Guardians to stop the menace.

I actually was expecting great storyline and good graphics.....though the graphics part was OK in the middle of the movie i felt like yawning,stretching several times as the movie gave me a sense of watching something too....long!!

could have been better in terms of storyline and screen play.

So i would say that if you are all alone,have nothing to do and you ahve a great patience, you can try watching this movie!

THE BUCKET LIST

yesterday night i watched this movie, which is about two terminally ill patients,who are from different classes of society(corporate billionaire and car mechanic) admitted in the same hospital room for cancer.

They decide to do certain things in a list and get away from the hospital.Though many will feel that the movie is slow, i enjoyed this movie a lot and is worth watching once.

if i explain the storyline here then there will not be any fun in watching the movie.....so i just want to say that if you are alone and want to see a movie you must try this!!!

MOVIES FOR YOUR MOBILE

Pirates of Carribean
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She's The Man
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Night At The Museum
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Next
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Shrek 3
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Spiderman 2
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Spiderman 3
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http://rapidshare.com/files/36885426/mvs-sp3-cd2.rm

Free Willy
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Madagascar
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Open Season
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Hulk
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930037/hulk.rm

Jerry Maguire
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Happy Feet
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The Game
http://rapidshare.com/files/36933847/The_Game.rm

Prestige
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Wallace and Gromit
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937638/Wallace_and_Gromit.rm

Winnie the pooh
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curse of the golden flower
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Forrest Gump
http://rapidshare.com/files/37133756/Forrest_Gump.rm

Count of Monte Cristo
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Road to Perdition
http://rapidshare.com/files/37718736/RoadToPerdition.rm

The Family Man
http://rapidshare.com/files/37721188/The_Family_Man_DVDRIP.

Fantastic Four (2005)
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Fantastic Four, Rise of Silver Surfer
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300 Spartan
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Almost Famous
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American Pie 1
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American Pie 2
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American Pie 3
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American Pie 4
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American Pie 5 Naked Mile
http://rapidshare.com/files/38081815/American_Pie_5_-_Naked_mile.rm

Matrix 1
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Matrix 2
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Matrix 3
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License to Wed
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Die Hard 4
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Ratatouille
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Cars
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Casino Royale
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Changing Lane
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Oceans 13
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http://rapidshare.com/files/38085024/ck-p-o13-cd2.rm

Click
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Corpse Bride
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Crank
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Crash
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Flushed Away
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High Fidelity
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Les Invasion Barbares
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Les Invasion Barbares
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Loaded Weapon
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Match point
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Material Girls
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M-I-III
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The Return of The Pink Panther
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Rumor Has It
http://rapidshare.com/files/38095023/Rumor_Has_It.rm

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring (Korean Movie)
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The Illusionist
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The New Guy
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096280/The_New_Guy__2002_.rm

Valiant
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Van Wilder
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Knocked Up (Sound Quality is bad, working on fixing it)
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http://rapidshare.com/files/38308406/20th-kup-cd2.rm

Evan Almighty
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http://rapidshare.com/files/39431478/Evan.Almighty.2007_CD2-Cam.rm

The Last Mimzy
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Transformers
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Free Willy
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927484/Free_Willy.rm

Madagascar
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Open Season
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927493/open_season.rm

Hulk
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Jerry Maguire
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GENEALOGY

A little girl asked her mother,
'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered,
'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

BEST EMPLOYEE AWARD

AVOID CELLPHONES WHILE DRIVING

TEACHER Vz STUDENTS

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.

The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)

Q.2. Which tire burst ?...............(98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right.....!!!

VADA SUTTA KAHANI HAI

Daadi maa vada sutta story hai!!
Ek gaon mein, ek dadi maa reheytha hein!!
Woh daadi maa, bohoth acha vadai sudutha hein.
Ek din, ek kouvva hai, aatha hai.
Woh kaka, vadai suttu hai, ek maram meley poi kundhu kartha hai.
woh samay, ek Nari udhar aarahey hai.
Woh nari, us kaaka se bolta hai.. kouvva kouvva, thumara aawaz acha hai, thum ek ghaana gaao naaaaaaaaa.. .
woh. kouvva.. ghaana ghaanekey shuru kartha hein..
woh vada.. neechey aaraha hein.
Nari, uskey labak karkey, escape kartha hein.
--yeh kahani mera own nahin hai...
Orkut- mey naan sutta kahani hai..
mein ungalki share kartha hai...
NIMMALUM FORWARD KARTHA HAI……
NANDRI HAI....

SILLY QUIZ

1.. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the userdoesn't even see it.
What is it?
2.. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?3.. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
4.. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
5.. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
6.. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to makeone word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
7.. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk Of the egg *is* white"?.
1..Coffin2..incorrectly3..Temperature4..Mount Everest5..The word "and."6.."new door" = "one word"7..Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

I AM AUTOFELLOW

i hope no intro is required........ENJOY

I am autofellow autofellow
Four knowing route fellow
Justice having rate fellow
Good people mix fellow
Nice singing song fellow
Gandhi borning country fellow
Stick take means hunter fellow
Big people's relation fellow
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am all poor's relative fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Town become big, population become big
Bus expecting, half age over
Life become hectic in time, exist in corner of street
Ada eye beat means love coming they telling
You hand clap means auto coming I telling
Front coming look, this three-wheel chariot
Good come and arrive, you trust and climb up
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Mummy motherfolk, danger not leave
Heat or cyclone, never I never tell
There there hunger take means, many savoury
Measurement food is one time
For pregnancy I come free mummy
Your child also name one I keep mummy
Letter lacking person ada trusting us and coming
Address lacking street ada auto fellow knowing
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only

STUPID QUESTIONS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You te! ll a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher"

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frank ly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Teacher : " Georg! e Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

DOCTOR!

Doctor, please hurry.
My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
_____
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
_____
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
_____
Man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?"
the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
_____
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
_____
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."
_____
A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
_____
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor,
"be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and
told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755.6.




Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

LETTER FROM A DAUGHTER

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made andeverything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.

It was addressed "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelopeand read the letter with tremblinghands:-

Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home .

I had to elope with my newboyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randyand he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing,tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad, I'mpregnant and Randy said that he wantsme to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, reallythese things shouldn't stand in theway of our relationship , don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection;

he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for!the whole winter.

It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I knowhe'll be faithful to me in his ownway.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me thatmarijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us andwe'll trade it with our friendsfor all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure forAIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!Your loving daughter,Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at the neighbor's house.

I just wanted to remind you thatthere are worse things in life than my report card that's in my deskcentre drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you

FANTASTIC CARTOONS

WHAT THEY SAY & WHAT IT MEANS!!

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.

SOLVE IT PLEASE

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL): At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL): The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.


Exercise: Please apply Kirchoff's Current and Voltage laws to the following figures.


even kirchoff's father cant help!!

RAJINI STYLE.......

Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day,

"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff,

"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,

and sure enough,

Tom Cruise shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

..Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical

.After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else"

Rajini says .."President Bush",

Jayalalitha quickly retorts .."Yes",

Rajini says, "I know him . And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying,

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies .."Sure!" says Rajini,

"My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that

Jayalalitha has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side,

Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and

the the man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

DO YOU KNOW?

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999

(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999

(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter'c'does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

WHY DO MEN WEAR CLOTHES ?

UNDERSTAND?