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LEAVE LETTERS

" since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me 1 week leave"

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A HUMBLE PLEA TO THE PM

Krishna Iyer’s plea

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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN AVERAGE LOOKING GIRL

BECAUSE THESE DAYS........

COSMETICS CAN DO ANYHTING...!!

LOGIC

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

HOW BIG ARE WE?

CUSTOMER SERVICE

No one can make you serve customers well.

That`s because great service is a choice.

Years ago, Harvey Mackay, (Business Motivational Speaker & Inspirational Quotes - Harvey Mackay)told a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.

He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport.

When a cab pulled up,the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to abright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshlypressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car toopen the back passenger door for Harvey.

He handed him a laminated cardand said:`I`m Wally, your driver. While I`m loading your bags in the trunk I`d like you to read my mission statement.`

Taken aback, Harvey read thecard.

It said:Wally`s Mission Statement:To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.

This blew Harvey away.

Especially when he noticed that the inside ofthe cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!

As he slid behind thewheel, Wally said, `Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos ofregular and one of decaf.`

Harvey said jokingly, `No, I`d prefer a soft drink.`

Wally smiled and said, `No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, water and orange juice.`

Almost stuttering, Harvey said, `I`ll take a Diet Coke.`

Handing him his drink, Wally said, `If you`d like something to read,

Ihave The Wall Street Journal, Time, Sports Illustrated and USA Today.`

As they were pulling away, Wally handed him another laminated card.`

These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you`d like tolisten to the radio.`

And as if that weren`t enough, Wally told Harvey that he had the airconditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him.

Then he advised Harvey of the best route to his destination for thattime of day.

He also let him know that he`d be happy to chat and tell him about some of the sights or, if Harvey preferred, to leave him withhis own thoughts.`

Tell me, Wally,` Harvey asked the driver, `have you always served customers like this?

`Wally smiled into the rearview mirror. `No, not always. In fact, it'sonly been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spentmost of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard the personal growth guru, Wayne Dyer, on the radio oneday.

He had just written a book called You`ll See It When You BelieveIt.

Dyer said that if you get up in the morning expecting to have a badday, you`ll rarely disappoint yourself.

He said, `Stop complaining! Differentiate yourself from yourcompetition.

Don`t be a duck. Be an eagle.

Ducks quack and complain.

Eagles soar above the crowd.```

That hit me right between the eyes,` said Wally. `Dyer was reallytalking about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decidedto change my attitude and become an eagle.

I looked around at the othercabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers wereunfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make somechanges. I put in a few at a time.

When my customers responded well, Idid more.``I take it that has paid off for you,`

Harvey said. `It sure has,`Wally replied. `

My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from theprevious year. This year I`ll probably quadruple it. You were lucky toget me today.

I don`t sit at cabstands anymore. My customers call mefor appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on my answeringmachine.

If I can`t pick them up myself, I get a reliable cabbie friendto do it and I take a piece of the action.`

Wally was phenomenal.

He was running a limo service out of a Yellow Cab. Harvey probably told that story to more than fifty cab drivers over the years, and only two took the idea and ran with it.

WheneverHarvey went to their cities, he would give them a call.

The rest of the drivers quacked like ducks and told him all the reasons they couldn`t do any of what he was suggesting.

Johnny the Bagger and Wally the Cab Driver made a different choice.

They decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.

How about you? Apply it in your own businesses and homes and see the change around you

WORD JUMBLE

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange theletters:THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER

ASHAMED

It hurts me... Does this hurt you?
WHO Deserves MORE?

The India cricket team bus. & DON'T MISS the VIJAY RATH
Now lets have a look at the luxury our commandos had after their 60 hours sleepless battle!!!
The Black Cat (NSG) commando bus after operation at TAJ .

WHICH VICTORY WAS CRITICAL???

What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses,

whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art luxury buses,

these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every Indian and

these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match,

we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans.

The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers and
the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.

can Withdraw all protection of commandos provided to I.P. , V.I.P. and V.V.I.P. (As they are affluent and rich enough to have security of their own) and

instead put these commandos to protect our children and general public.

Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly, that's the least we can do