SMS 3

THOUGHT
Written in a shoe shop:
Time wounds all heels!!
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Hot heads and Cold hearts
Never solved anything!
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In tough times you will always find two hands eagerly waiting to help you….
And those hands will be at the end of your own arms!
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In a day when you don’t come across any problems-
You can be sure that you are traveling in the wrong path….
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Some men join army because they are single and they like war….
Other men join army because they are married and they love peace….!
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When a newly married man looks happy…people know why!
When a 10 year married man looks happy...people wonder why?
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Every king was once a crying baby and
Every great building was once a blueprint.
It’s not where you are today but
Where you will reach tomorrow!!
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JOKE
2 most powerful personalities to be blamed for India’s world cup cricket defeat….
1. INDIRA GANDHI-for creating Bangladesh!
2. HANUMAN-for not destroying srilanka completely!
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Teacher asks- which animal is the biggest...ant or elephant?
Sardar- tells date of birth of those animals first!
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According to all sardars Moon is more important than Sun….because
Moon gives light at night when light is needed and
Sun gives light during day when light is not needed!!
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A student during an exam was given a question paper and answer sheet…..
He argued with his teacher…
“There are questions in the question paper….but where are the answers in the answer paper?”
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PRANK
It’s a fact that when a baby is born doctors slap its face to make it start breathing…..
Rare are exceptional cases like yours….
When you were born…... the doctor slapped himself
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