SMS 4

A lady in a bar walks to the barman & puts her finger in to his mouth.
He lustly kiss &licks each finger.
she says-
"tell your manager that there is no toilet paper!!"
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Never kiss a LAWYER,
she will say"I OBJECT THIS"
Never kiss a NURSE
she will say"WHO IS NEXT?"
Always kiss a TEACHER
she will say"DO IT 5 TIMES!"
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Doctor:you know , you should never tell a lie to a doctor and a lawyer....
just be frank....tell me whatever it may be!!
Naughty patient:Dr,.... your wife is really gorgeous!!
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(jus a joke-no other intention)
NEW EXAM PATTERN
GENERAL CATEGORY:
all Qns to be answered
OBC:
write Qn only
SC:
put only Qn No. ,if possible
ST:
just read the paper
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My nights are becoming sleepless...
My days are becoming restless.....
So i asked God..
IS THIS LOVE?
GOD said-
"idiot,...summer has started!"
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2 men searching for their lost wives...
1:hw does your wife look like?
2:bold,blue eyes, very beautiful,charming....
what about yours?
1:forget mine ...lets search yours!!
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The marriage which is most blessed is that
which is least in burden!
QURAN
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Best charity is that given when you
are healthy,
feel stingy,
fear poverty,
& hope to become rich...
QURAN
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