ONLY FOR JOKE

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon,
we have copies of everything."

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would liketo express my condolencesto you.
It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it inAmerica now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back inan hour!

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in abar. A guy walks in and asksthe barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what areyou guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're goingto kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicyclerepairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repair man?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says,
"See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14million Pakistanis!"

Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani onthe moon?
A: Problem...Q:
What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

A man is taking a walk in Centralpark in New York.
Suddenlyhe sees a little girlbeing attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds inkilling the dog andsaving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a NewYorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers inthe morning:
"Brave American saves life of littlegirl"
the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - saysthe man.
Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say:
"Extremist kills innocent American dog".