Monday, April 7, 2008

CRAZY THOUGHTS



Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

What would you use to dilute water?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?


MANY MORE AT........

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