Thursday, July 3, 2008

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TREND?


INDIAN EXPRESS TUESDAY JULY1 2008 CALICUT

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

DR s FOR TEACHING IN CHINA-MEDICAL COLLEGES

process of recruiting teachers who have been teaching in various medical colleges in India as per MCI standard for our top Government Universities in China for the semester starting from 1st September 2008. The students to be taught are Indian and the teaching is in English.
--representing 7 universities in china for undergraduate MBBS program.
Usually the recruitment is for 4 &1/2 months to 1 year depending on the subject and the contract with the university or if the teacher wishes to continue in china in various universities could do so if he / she is willing.
--looking at MBBS graduates who have either been teaching or who are confident of teaching MBBS students in China.
People with MD qualification may also apply as Assistant Professors or Professors.
In Luzhou Medical College we have

Pharmacology, Emergency, oncology 1 teacher
Infectious diseases, Pathophysiology, Microbiology 1 teacher
Gynea, Jurisprudence 1 teacher
Nanchang University
Pharmacology - 1 teacher
Community medicine – 1 teacher
Xiamen University
Community medicine 1 teacher
In Dali University
Surgery and Infectious diseases) - 1 teacher

Southern Medical University & Jinan University Forensic Medicine - 1 teacher
FSM is only for two months in each college and so both Jinan University and SMU will share one teacher who can teach 2 months in each college as both the colleges are in the same city, Guangzhou
We require the following
1. Resume, including education and work experience, and recommendation letter from previous work unit. Please mention all the papers presented either national or international.
2. Health Certificate from a recognized organization.
3. Copy of highest degree diploma
4. Copy of passport and 10 passport photographs
5. TWO / THREE REFERENCE LETTERS

You will have to travel to China by 1st week of September 2008.
The facility provided by the university is
1. Air ticket 2 way once a year (initial ticket should be bought by the faculty, either one way or two way, because in some colleges the faculty need to go on tourist visa for which two way ticket is required and after reaching the college, the college will extend his / her visa
2. Reimbursement of one way air ticket will be done by college at the end of each semester.i.e one way for one semester upto 3000 RMB.
3. Initial visa processing will be done by us on payment of Rs.1000/- or as per Chinese embassy standard as visa processing fee if the faculty is traveling from India.
4. Free accommodation will be provided by the university.

Salary for tutors would be RMB 6500-7000 to be decided by the university depending on the experience and salary for MD will be totally decided by the university as the university.
No vacation salary will be paid by our universities
Other on hand information's
1. Recruitment would be usually between 4 ½ months to 9 months. One semester
is approximately 4 ½ months (March to July) and September to January is
another semester. In between there will be a vacation.
2. Mode of payment would be in RMB and usually it is cash payment.
1 RMB = 5 .3-5.5 Rupees.
3. Tax cut would range from 7% to 10%.
4. Monthly expenditure in china on personal expenses and food would be
Rs.3000 - 4000 per month.
5. 70% of the income can be transferred through bank to India.
6. 90% of the income would be saving.
8. All our colleges have Indian restaurants/canteens on the campus.
9. Teaching plan would be given by Dr. Bose.
10. All the teachers are required to take Overseas Travel Insurance which covers Medical too.

Kindly expedite dispatch of the documents at the earliest by email.
For more details about the colleges/universities, kindly visit our website www.saraswationline.com You can write to Dr. Bose, Dean Medical Education Department, and Saraswati online.com at dramitbose@yahoo.com 9945536087 and his China no. is 0086 15915744100
contact

Rekhaa
9980036089
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
Please send in all the papers to rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
address is
Saraswati Online.com
Soundarya Paramount, I floor,
102, # 83 / 87, 5th Cross,
Malleswaram Circle
Bangalore 560003.
Ph: 23343169, 23343207

Monday, June 16, 2008

WORLD NATIONS


A world wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question askedwas:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the foodshortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure,

In Africa they didn't know what 'food'meant,

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

In Europe theydidn't know what 'shortage' meant,

In China they didn't know what'opinion' meant,

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And

in theUSA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

SUPPORT GOVT ON PETROL PRICE HIKE!



I filled up my bike's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.

But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.

To know why, see the results below - you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are !

Diesel (regular) in Mumbai : Rs.36.08 per litre

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre Rs. 660 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml Rs. 50 => Rs. 500 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the REAL KICKER...

HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs.. 90476 per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So they have you hooked for the ink !


So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse our honorable Petroleum minister - just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink !

When Income Tax slab were increased and overall benefit one got was almost 12000 Rs. in a year, tax saving.

In comparision to this, 50 Rs increase in per lpg cylindar would cost yearly average of> 600 Rs. would n't pinch Indian Middle Class.....So support this Government and Brave Manmahon Singh for taking this right step.

Monday, April 7, 2008

CRAZY THOUGHTS



Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

What would you use to dilute water?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?


MANY MORE AT........

Thursday, March 20, 2008

FREE HEART SURGERY

If you Know someone, who is suffering from this, please send the following documents:-
Last Echo Report
Covering letter mentioning the following things
-> Patients' name
-> Age
-> Height
-> Weight
-> Full address of Parents of the Patient
-> Mobile number
-> Email ID
All the documents should be send to the institute FAX NUMBER given below.
Put an email to the institute authorities for the same.
Please forward this to the people u know, because most of the children who are having heart problems, their parents can't afford the operation.
For any kind of heart surgery free of cost
....Contact:
Sri Sathya Sai Institute Higher Medical Sciences,
E.P.I.P. Area,
WhiteField,
Bangalore.
Write to us
Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Medical Sciences
EPIP Area, Whitefield, Bangalore - 560 066, Karnataka , INDIA .
Call us
Telephone: +91- 080- 28411500
Fax +91 - 080- 28411502
Employment related +91- 080- 28411500 Ext. 415
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Woh kaka, vadai suttu hai, ek maram meley poi kundhu kartha hai.
woh samay, ek Nari udhar aarahey hai.
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Nari, uskey labak karkey, escape kartha hein.
--yeh kahani mera own nahin hai...
Orkut- mey naan sutta kahani hai..
mein ungalki share kartha hai...
NIMMALUM FORWARD KARTHA HAI……
NANDRI HAI....

Friday, March 14, 2008

FOR MBBS DOCTORS

Job Title: - Medical Consultant, HealthcareMagic.
Qualifications: - MBBS with 1 to 7 years of clinical experience
Location: - Bangalore
Remuneration and Work Environment: - Salary will be at par with industry standards.
The working atmosphere would be corporate style, white collared.
About Company: -Health! careMagic (www.healthcaremagic.com) is a company that brings the healthcare service providers and end customers together on a web and mobile based platform. We empower the users to select the best medical and healthcare service available by using a unique localized healthcare portal and call center. The venture is led by professional entrepreneurs from IITs and IIMs who have successful track records of starting a company from scratch and growing it big.
Skills & Experience: - Medical Skills: - Competent in general physician level medical case management. i.e. good history taking skills, well versed with common diagnoses
Languages Known: - Good English Language skills (written and sp! oken).
Computer Skills: - Good internet user and conversant with Microsoft Office applications.
Soft Skills: - Good communication skills, Initiative..
Experience: - We are looking for MBBS doctors who have actively practiced for 1 to 7 years, in a hospital/clinic/private practice setting.
Job Description: -The Medical Consultant would have the following responsibilities-
On chat medical consultations: - The Medical Consultant will answer online live chat from patients looking for general! medical advice for their medical problems. The consultant will draw on his medical knowledge and experience to suggest the best medical management plan for the particular patient. E-mail medical consultations: - Replying medical queries received through email.
Referral service: - Along with the medical management plan provided by the Medical Consultant in the above three modes of consultation, he/she would be required to provide sound referral advise to the patient. A database of specialist doctors, hospitals and diagnostic facilities is built into our system to aid the decision making of the Medical Consultant.
Documentation & Protocol Building: - The Medical Consultant would be actively involved w! ith the management team in building protocols and processes fo! r online / mail consultation. The consultant will also be involved in creating content for the portal.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Thursday, February 28, 2008

WEBSITES FOR DOCTORS

Www.Pgmedicalentrance.Org has been specially designed for enriching knowledge of medical graduates preparing for MD and MS entrance exam, Dr R C Thampan, Head of Department of Surgery, Government General Hospital (beach), Kozhikode said.

The other site, Www.Msdnbsurgreview.Org, has been designed to benefit the postgraduate students preparing for MS and DNB examinations in general surgery, he said.