SMS 1

SMS.....
Those which impressed me............
feel free to share from your sms collection also........
though a recent survey shows that >80% of sms is "A" type,
im sorry i don't welcome them here
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PRANK
a beautiful girl goes to professor's cabin and
says:i will do anything to pass the exams
Prof:anything???
girl:yes......anything!!!!
Prof:then open your....................,
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BOOK AND READ THOROUGHLY!
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Confusion in categorising- prank/ qoute?

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you
only when
she is again in trouble!!!
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PRANK
This is a historical message..........
read carefully...

in the year 1769....


myself....


you.....


my friends......


your friends......


NOBODY WAS BORN...!!
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SMART THINK!
Best dialogues to propose...
1.excuse me ... do you have a band-aid 'coz i scrapped my knee when i fell for you!

2.How come you are not tired.....
you have been running through my mind all day?!!

3.your tag says "made in india"...but i could swear
you were made in heaven!!

4.Do you beleive in love at first sight or
should i walk by again?!
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SMART THINK
Tell me one hindu girl name......
that doesnot end with
i
e
a
u
m
y
l
its a challenge
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PRANK
Mistakes are not a crime, if you can rectify those mistakes....
For Example:
God created you,
so what?
He then created me!!
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PRANK
Do you know?
Daily i cannot eat,
sleep,
drink,...
without sending SMS to you............
So.........


Send Rs.330/- for my recharge!!
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PRANK
By performing the integral of the interplanetary displacements over the total limits of the universe,
and taking the quasical differentiation in the time space plane
{limit time t->0 at infinite relative distance} and
by the astronomical observation of the radiation frequency of
emissions from the sun and alpha centuari,
i have arrived at this conclusion:

IT'S TIME TO SAY "GOOD MORNING"
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