Thursday, August 30, 2007

TRUTH 21 ST CENTURY


Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our Labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Our BO$$ - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less .

GRIEVANCE


Government of India has an on-line Grievance forum at




The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like

Passport Office,

Electricity board,

BSNL/MTNL,

Railways , etc .

You may use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility.

This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the ' System' in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE ... Spread to all ...

Saturday, August 25, 2007

EMCON 2007 AT CHENNAI


Society for Emergency Medicine in India and the members of the organising committee invite you to be a part of EMCON 2007, the 9th annual conference of SEMI to be held between November 16th and 18th, 2007 at Sri Ramachandra University Chennai, India

Programme Highlights:
Scientific Lectures
Cutting edge Educational Sessions
Debates on hot topics in Emergency Medicine
Expert Panel Discussions
Workshops
International Faculties
Pre Conference Workshops (16th November, 2007):
Radiology/Ultrasound for Emergency Physicians
Pediatric Emergency Medicine
Prehospital care(Nurses & paramedics)
Disaster Management

Distinguished Emergency Medicine Faculty from India & Abroad will offer lectures in the following Emergency Medicine Topics:
Cardiac & Respiratory emergencies
Update on Resuscitation Guidelines
Diagnosis and treatment of Sepsis
Infective disease approach
Pediatric emergencies
Psychiatric Emergencies
Geriatric Emergency Medicine
Acute pain management
Toxicology
Trauma related Emergencies
Evidence based Emergency Medicine
Airway, Anesthesia & Analgesia in Emergency Medicine
Emergency Medicine Research
Emergency Ultrasound
Critical Care in the Emergency Department
Disaster Preparedness
EMS / Pre-Hospital Care
Emergency Medicine Administration
Emergency Medicine Training in India
Critical Issues in Emergency Medicine
Emergency Medicine & Law
Emergency Imaging
Newer Technology in Emergency Medicine

PAYMENT
Upto 30th September, 2007:
Physicians: Rs.3000 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs.2500Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.2000 Nurses/EMT: Rs.1250
After 1st October, 2007:
Physicians: Rs.3500 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs.3000Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.2500 Nurses/EMT: Rs.1500
Spot Registration:
Physicians: Rs.4000 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs. 3500 Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.3000 Nurses/EMT: Rs.2000
Residents & Students must provide letter from HOD/Medical College to document status
Cancellation Policy:
Cancellations must be confirmed in writing by October 30th, 2007 to qualify for a refund. A 25% administrative fee will be retained. No refunds will be made on cancellations after this date.Payments may be made by Demand Draft ONLY in favour of " EMCON 2007" payable at Chennai.
Workshops:
Radiology / Ultrasound for Emergency Physicians: Rs.1000
Paediatric Emergency Medicine: Rs.1000
Disaster Management :Rs.1000
Pre Hospital Care (For Nurses & Paramedics): Rs.500
DO NOT MISS!!

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain
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The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."


Because:

Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3am : detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5am : detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.
Morning 5 - 7am : detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am , for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

TECHNINCAL SUPPORT


Tech Support: People wonder why they are paid so much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look.....
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Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer : "Ok"

Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ==============================================
Tech Support : "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"

Customer : "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)

Tech Support : "Well then we can't-"

Customer : "It says 'no dial tone'."

Tech Support : "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"

Customer : "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me through." Tech Support : "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're on the phone with me." Customer : "It must be busy. I'll try again later."

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Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

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Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." ==================================================
Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"

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Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." ======================================================
Tech Support : "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer : "Is that Eastern time?" ===================================================
Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?

"Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

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Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"

Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer : "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer : "What?"

Tech Support : "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer : "No..."

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Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support : "@#*?!%#$"
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Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer : "A white one."
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Tech Support : "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer : "How do you spell that?
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Tech Support : "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer : "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery ===================================

ORKUT?

here are ten things u shud know after being a orkut member
ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose" "superman/superwoman" "arnt i hot/handsome/cute" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c yoUR not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it!
SIX
Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you, not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut and look like little cartoons, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Orkut Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

WHAT THEY SAY & WHAT IT MEANS!!


Nine words women use...

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.

OUR MOTHERLAND


Some of the following facts may be known to you.

These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

u r at freedom 2 stop reading at any point.

1. India never invaded any country till now-even when it was the most powerful country in the world.

2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC.

More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.

The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53.

10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India .

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India .

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation) .

16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.


Quotes about India .


We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made:

Albert Einstein.

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition

:Mark Twain.

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India

:French scholar Romain Rolland.

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border:Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA )

ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS.

BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and

that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

BOOKS CHEAP

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SOLVE IT PLEASE

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL): At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL): The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.


Exercise: Please apply Kirchoff's Current and Voltage laws to the following figures.


even kirchoff's father cant help!!

RAJINI STYLE.......


Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day,

"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff,

"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,

and sure enough,

Tom Cruise shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

..Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical

.After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else"

Rajini says .."President Bush",

Jayalalitha quickly retorts .."Yes",

Rajini says, "I know him . And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying,

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies .."Sure!" says Rajini,

"My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that

Jayalalitha has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side,

Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and

the the man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

LOVE



GOD HELPS


many times myself didnot understand when something bad happens
i just ask god
why is this happening to me?
but this pic showed me the real thing that was to happen to me and how god is protecting me!!

Unconditional Love - motivating story


A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam.

He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me."
"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."
"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."
"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."
At that point, the son hung up the phone.

The parents heard nothing more from him.

A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police.

Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told.

The police believed it was suicide.

The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son.

They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.
The parents in this story are like many of us.

We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable.

We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way.

Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.

Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!!
There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started

But you know the special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift!
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

DO YOU KNOW?


Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)


Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)


Letters'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter'c'does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

VIRTUAL BARBER SHOP

http://media.putfile.com/Virtual-Barbershop

clik this link
play the file
full volume in ur speakers
close ur eyes
enjoy

FLIGHT MECHANICS


Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P - The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S - The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.


P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.


P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.


P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.


P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.


P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspected !!! you're right.


P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

INDIA 100 YEARS BACK

hindu pilgrims bathing in a sacred well, benares


























india's pride, the taj mahal reflected in jamiuna river

crowd watching a performing bear, jaipur





victoria terminal bombay
decorated hall,rajas palace tanjore TN

Friday, August 10, 2007