Sunday, November 8, 2009

IGNORANCE OF ABILITY IS DISABILITY

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Medical Officer IGMH,MALE,Capital city,MALDIVES

Experience: 1 - 6 Years
Location: Maldives
Compensation:Rupees 6,50,000 - 7,50,000
Free accomodation
Education:UG - MBBS - Medicine
PG - Post Graduation Not Required
Industry Type:Medical/ Healthcare/Hospital
Functional Area:Healthcare, Medical, R&D
Posted Date:09 Sep


Job Description
You will be working as a Medical officer with the Indra Gandhi Memorial Hospital.
Desired Candidate Profile
Candidates with MBBS degree with minimum of 6 months experience.

Should have Indian medical council registration.

should have valid Passport.
Company Profile
Orbit Consultancy Services (Approved by Govt. of India) is a professionally managed consultancy which is into recruitments for the past 4 years.
Contact Details

Company Name:
Orbit Consultancy Services

Website:
http://www.ocsoverseas.com

Executive Name:
Mr. P. Srinivas

Address: Not Mentioned

Email Address:
ocsmedi@gmail.com

Telephone:
91-40-66836613

Reference ID:
Medical Officer

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

PEACE OF MIND


Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there."

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink." After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake.

This time too he found that the lake was muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same. After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

The disciple reached the lake to find the lake absolutely clean and clear with pure water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be.... and the mud settled down on its own - and you got clear water.

Your mind is also like that! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."
What did Buddha emphasize here? He said, "It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process! Keep smiling not because of something, but inspite of everything.

Friday, August 7, 2009

MOVIES FOR YOUR MOBILE

Pirates of Carribean
http://rapidshare.com/files/36681614/ck-mvs-potc3a.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/36683432/ck-mvs-potc3b.rm

She's The Man
http://rapidshare.com/files/36671473/She_s_The_Man-01.rm

Night At The Museum
http://rapidshare.com/files/36677263/Night_At_The_Museum__2006__DVD_Rip_PROPER_TKK.rm

Next
http://rapidshare.com/files/36680738/Next._2007_.R5.XViD-PUKKA-TBT.rm

Shrek 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885427/Shrek.3.TS.Xvid.THS.TFE.rm

Spiderman 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/39436386/Spiderman_2.rm

Spiderman 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885425/mvs-sp3-cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/36885426/mvs-sp3-cd2.rm

Free Willy
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927484/Free_Willy.rm

Madagascar
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927490/Madagascar.DVDRip.XviD-DoNE.rm

Open Season
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927493/open_season.rm

Hulk
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930037/hulk.rm

Jerry Maguire
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930038/JerryMaguireMagpie.rm

Happy Feet
http://rapidshare.com/files/36933846/Happy_Feet.rm

The Game
http://rapidshare.com/files/36933847/The_Game.rm

Prestige
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937627/The_Prestige_2006_DvDrip_XviD-aXXo.rm

Wallace and Gromit
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937638/Wallace_and_Gromit.rm

Winnie the pooh
http://rapidshare.com/files/36937640/walt_disney_-_winnie_the_pooh_the_tigger_movie__english_dvd_.rm

curse of the golden flower
http://rapidshare.com/files/36940032/curse_of_the_golden_flower_dvdscr_xvid-goldenflower.rm

Forrest Gump
http://rapidshare.com/files/37133756/Forrest_Gump.rm

Count of Monte Cristo
http://rapidshare.com/files/37721187/MonteCristo.rm

Road to Perdition
http://rapidshare.com/files/37718736/RoadToPerdition.rm

The Family Man
http://rapidshare.com/files/37721188/The_Family_Man_DVDRIP.

Fantastic Four (2005)
http://rapidshare.com/files/39008387/Fantastic.Four.2005.DVDRip.by.ludwig.rm

Fantastic Four (2005)
http://rapidshare.com/files/39008387/Fantastic.Four.2005.DVDRip.by.ludwig.rm

Fantastic Four, Rise of Silver Surfer
http://rapidshare.com/files/38078927/mvs-fun4.rm

300 Spartan
http://rapidshare.com/files/38081812/300.DvD.screener.rm

Almost Famous
http://rapidshare.com/files/38081814/Almost_Famous.rm

American Pie 1
http://rapidshare.com/files/41683330/ap_01_1_all.rm

American Pie 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/41683331/ap_02_1_all.rm

American Pie 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/41683332/ap_03_1_all.rm

American Pie 4
http://rapidshare.com/files/41690263/American_Pie_4_Band_Camp_2005.rm

American Pie 5 Naked Mile
http://rapidshare.com/files/38081815/American_Pie_5_-_Naked_mile.rm

Matrix 1
http://rapidshare.com/files/42052967/The_Matrix.rm

Matrix 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/42052968/the_matrix_reloaded.rm

Matrix 3
http://rapidshare.com/files/42053252/the_matrix_revolutions.rm

License to Wed
http://rapidshare.com/files/42092770/canal-wed.rm

Die Hard 4
http://rapidshare.com/files/42092779/dh4.rm

Ratatouille
http://rapidshare.com/files/42092774/Ratatouille.rm

Cars
http://rapidshare.com/files/38083701/Cars.2006.DVDRip.AC3.by.Cherry_Lips.rm

Casino Royale
http://rapidshare.com/files/38083703/casino_royale.rm

Changing Lane
http://rapidshare.com/files/38083705/Changing_Lanesok.rm

Oceans 13
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085023/ck-p-o13-cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085024/ck-p-o13-cd2.rm

Click
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085025/Click.rm

Corpse Bride
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085027/Corpse_Bride_www.paylasirim.com.rm

Crank
http://rapidshare.com/files/38085029/Crank-G-ak47.rm

Crash
http://rapidshare.com/files/38086374/crash.rm

Flushed Away
http://rapidshare.com/files/38086375/Flushed_away_dvdscr.xvid-imbt.rm

High Fidelity
http://rapidshare.com/files/38086376/High_Fidelity.rm

Les Invasion Barbares
http://rapidshare.com/files/38088232/LesInvasionsBarbares.rm


Les Invasion Barbares
http://rapidshare.com/files/38088232/LesInvasionsBarbares.rm

Loaded Weapon
http://rapidshare.com/files/38088233/Loaded_Weapon.rm

Match point
http://rapidshare.com/files/38088235/Match_point_cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/38088237/Match_point_cd2.rm

Material Girls
http://rapidshare.com/files/38089502/Material.Girls.DVDRip.XviD.rm

M-I-III
http://rapidshare.com/files/38089503/Mission-Impossible-3-netevin.com.rm

The Return of The Pink Panther
http://rapidshare.com/files/38089504/PinkPantherReturn.rm

Rumor Has It
http://rapidshare.com/files/38095023/Rumor_Has_It.rm

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring (Korean Movie)
http://rapidshare.com/files/38095025/Spring__Summer__Fall__Winter__and_Spring__Korean__2003_XviD.rm

The Illusionist
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096279/The_Illusionist.DVDRip.XviD-DiAMOND.rm

The New Guy
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096280/The_New_Guy__2002_.rm

Valiant
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096281/Vailant-mp4-by-keskin.rm

Van Wilder
http://rapidshare.com/files/38096283/VanWilderDVD.rm

Knocked Up (Sound Quality is bad, working on fixing it)
http://rapidshare.com/files/38308404/20th-kup-cd1.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/38308406/20th-kup-cd2.rm

Evan Almighty
http://rapidshare.com/files/39431477/Evan.Almighty.2007_CD1-Cam.rm
http://rapidshare.com/files/39431478/Evan.Almighty.2007_CD2-Cam.rm

The Last Mimzy
http://rapidshare.com/files/39828635/cam-mimzy.rm

Transformers
http://rapidshare.com/files/41017454/Transformers.2007.INTERNAL.Cam.XVID-JJ02.rm

Free Willy
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927484/Free_Willy.rm

Madagascar
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927490/Madagascar.DVDRip.XviD-DoNE.rm

Open Season
http://rapidshare.com/files/36927493/open_season.rm

Hulk
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930037/hulk.rm

Jerry Maguire
http://rapidshare.com/files/36930038/JerryMaguireMagpie.rm

FAITH..............GOD.....SCIENCE


An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and......
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God.. ..
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
Substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

ARMY MEDICAL CORPS SSC DRS WANTED

DOCTORS VACANCY FOR ABU DHABI

Dear Doctor,

The life line hospital Group, Abu Dhabi (A chain of super specialty hospitals with the state of art technology), the delegates are visiting India for final selection of Doctors.

You are cordially invited to attend the final interview with the Hospital delegates. Kindly carry the following documents as per HAAD (Health Authority of Abu Dhabi) Checklist.

1. Latest Updated CV (2 Nos)
2. Copy of SSLC, Higher Secondary school certificate
3. Copy of basic Medical Degree, PG, Diploma etc.
4. Copy of Medical Council Registration (MBBS), Additional qualification registration for Specialist/Consultant from home country
5. Copy of experience certificates (Duly signed by HR-Director or Medical Director) uninterrupted after internship till date.
6. Transcript & Mark sheet for the medical qualifications
7. Passport copy of all pages (36 pages including blank pages)
8. Passport size color photograph 20 Nos. (white background)
9. Copy of any licenses if worked in other countries
10. Certificate of Good Standing (Optional)

Date and Venue as follows:

On 7th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS CHARISHMA THE RECRUITMENT COMPANY
Gurudev Appartment, G-01 Ground Floor
R.C.Marg, Chembur Naka, Mumbai-71
Tel: 022-25221817/25243680
Mobile: 9220762553/9220762551

On 8th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS
Apeejay Business Centre Apeejay House 39/12
Haddows Road Nungambakkam Chennai 600006
PH 91 44 28224949 Mobile: 09003086762


On 9th August 2009
From 9.00 AM ONWARDS
CHARISHMA THE RECRUITMENT COMPANY
Kalyan Chamber, 1st Floor, Chittoor Road, Ernakulam (South), Kochi 16, Kerala
Tel: 0484 2376402 / 2377402 / 3240131
Mobile: 09847095967 / 09349242111 / 09947659991

With Regards,
Alban Rose
Manager-Recuritment.
CHARISHMA THE RECRUITMENT COMPANY
Gurudev Appartment, G-01 Ground FloorR.C.Marg, Chembur Naka, Mumbai-71
Tel: 022-25221817/25243680 Mobile: 9220762553/9220762551

Sunday, July 26, 2009

THE INDO PAK WAR 1971


Dear freinds,
We all read history..about churchill/lincon/world war/revolution around world..etc but we have never been taught what happened in our country..As an INDIAN its my humble request to all of you-
please visit this web page and see the links given on this page.
not in one day or a moment but slowly..daily..repeatedly...its something which we all should know..at least I feel so


http://www.subcontinent.com/1971war/1971war_index.html

Thursday, July 23, 2009

MEDIC HUMOR

MOH INTERVIEW

Dear Doctor,


MOH interview will start from 28.07.09 in Delhi and 3.08.09 in Bangalore. Kindly inform where you would like to attend the interview in Delhi or Bangalore and date also.
For more information we are attaching herewith the delegation details.
You are most welcome to attend the interview through us.
Thanking you,
Reshma Ahmed
(Branch Manager)
09717935866
Ahmed Enterprises
148/A, IInd Floor, Deep Complex
Kilokari, Maharanibagh
New Delhi-110014
Ph: 011-26345999
011-26344555
Fax: 011-26345888

MOH Delegation

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

VATICAN HUMOUR


After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on
the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we
can leave?'


'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver
quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it,
accelerating the limo to 205 kph... (Remember, the Pope is German..)


'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop
takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.


'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.


The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'


'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'


Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'


Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'


Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'


Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

BUS


One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically weak? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson:

"Be sure there is a problem in the first place

before working hard to solve one."

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

THOUGHT THAT MATTERS


An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.......................... It's the best I could do for you from here."

MORAL:
No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from your heart, you can do it. It is the thought that matters and not where you are or where the person is.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

THIS IS GOOD


The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"
One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off.
Examining the situation, the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail.
About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way.
As the king returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," the king said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And the king proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."
"No," his friend replied, "This is good!"
"What do you mean, 'This is good'? How could it be good that I sent my friend to jail for a year?"
"If I had NOT been in jail, I would have been with you & instead of you the Cannibals would have eaten me "
Situations may not always seem pleasant while we experience them, but it depends the way you see them... the choice is yours!!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

TEACHING FACULTY REQUIREMENT IN CHINA- MBBS DRS APPLY

PASSPORT VERY ESSENTIAL
We are on the process of recruiting teachers who have been teaching in various medical colleges in India as per MCI standard for our top Government Universities in China for the semester which has started from 1st September 2009. The students to be taught are Indian and the teaching is in English.
TRAVEL BY 1st week of September 09
We are representing 7 universities in china for undergraduate MBBS program.
Usually the recruitment is for 4 &1/2 months to 1 year depending on the subject and the contract with the university or if the teacher wishes to continue in china in various universities could do so if the teacher is willing.

We are looking at MBBS graduates at lecturer level or with MD /MS as assistant / professor level who have either been teaching or who are confident of teaching all Basic Medicine subjects for MBBS students studying in China.
The teacher should be able to teach Pre, para and clinical subjects in our colleges in case he is MBBS graduate else if a teacher has specialization in specific subjects then they can teach their own in case of vacancy in that particular subject.
Currently we have requirement for teaching surgery & Phamacology in Southern Medical University, Guangzhou, P. R. China.

We require the following for processing of papers
1. Resume, including education and work experience, and recommendation letter from previous work unit. Please mention all the papers presented either National or International.
2. Copy of highest degree or diploma
3. Copy of Marksheets
3. Copy of passport
4. Reference letters from any of the HOD or previous work units on letter head.
5. Details of conferences attended, national or international. Further paper requirements shall be intimated once the candidate is finalized.

The facility provided by the university is
1. Air ticket 2 way once a year (initial ticket should be bought by the faculty, either one way or two way, because in some colleges the faculty need to go on tourist visa for which two way ticket is required and after reaching the college, the college will extend his / her visa
2. Reimbursement of one way air ticket will be done by college at the end of each semester .i.e one way for one semester upto 3000 RMB.
3. Initial visa processing will be done by us on payment of Rs. 3000/-
4. Free accommodation will be provided by the university. Salary for tutors would be RMB 7000 subject to tax cut and to be decided by the university depending on the experience and salary for MD’s will be totally decided by the university. One vacation salary would be provided by Southern Medical University.

Other on hand information's
1. Recruitment would be usually between 4 ½ months to 9 months. One semester is approximately 4 ½ months (March to July) and September to January is another semester. In between there will be a vacation.
2. Mode of payment would be in RMB and usually it is cash payment. 1 RMB = 7.3-7.5 Rupees (check for the current rate)
3. Tax cut would range from 7% to 10%.
4. Monthly expenditure in china on personal expenses and food would be Rs.3000 - 4000 per month.
5. 70% of the income can be transferred through bank to India.
6. 90% of the income would be saving.
8. All our colleges have Indian restaurants/canteens on the campus.
9. Teaching plan would be given by Dr. Bose.
10. All the teachers are required to take Overseas Travel Insurance which covers Medical too. Kindly expedite dispatch of the documents at the earliest by email.

For more details about the colleges/universities, kindly visit our website www.saraswationline.com or www.siewf.org.
You can write to
Dr. Bose,
Dean Medical Education Department,
and
Saraswati online.com at dramitbose@yahoo.com ,
9945536087 and his China no. is 0086 15915744100
Will get in touch with you again.
Please send in all the papers to
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
Our address is
Saraswati Online.com
Soundarya Paramount,
I floor,102, # 83 / 87, 5th Cross,
Malleswaram Circle
Bangalore 560003.
Ph: 23343169, 23343207
Regards
Rekhaa Narsimhan
Program Coordinator
Saraswati International Education & Welfare Foundation
9980036089
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com

Friday, May 29, 2009

MBBS + 2YRS EXPERIENCE-ABU DHABI

We have openings for MBBS doctors with 2 years of clinical experience in medical wards AFTER registration. 
Openings are at various private hospitals in UAE. 
Job details are:
Starting Salary: 110,000 INR/month
Accommodation: 1 bedroom apartment provided by hospital

Please send us your resume, medical registration certificate as well as your passport pages and get in touch with us if you are interested in the position.
2 years of experience after registration is very important for the position. Doctors with experience in non-clinical setting (pharma industry/clinical trails etc) need not apply. 
Doctors will have to clear a written exam in Abu Dhabi. The next exam date is July 4th 2009. All exam expenses will be borne by the hospital EXCEPT the airfare. The airfare will also be reimbursed back to you once you clear the exam and join the hospital. Airfare should be between Rs15,000-Rs20,000 to/fro from India-Abu Dhabi. 
We DO NOT charge you any service fee for our services.
Warm regards,
Saru Tumuluri
www.globalnursesnetwork.com
+91 (80) 42118103 (India/Bangalore office)
+91 9740511775 (India Mobile)


Monday, April 20, 2009

LEAVE LETTERS


" since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me 1 week leave"


From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."


from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"


An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."


to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A HUMBLE PLEA TO THE PM

Krishna Iyer’s plea

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE



if you are a hollywood movie aficianado,then this site is a must for you...!


The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) is a HUGE collection of movie information.

catalog every pertinent detail about a movie, from who was in it, to who made it, to trivia about it, to filming locations, and even where you can find reviews and fan sites on the web.

present this information in a manner that is easy to search and access.

The IMDb started as a hobby project by an international group of movie essentially something by movie fans for movie fans.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN AVERAGE LOOKING GIRL
















BECAUSE THESE DAYS........
COSMETICS CAN DO ANYHTING...!!

LOGIC



Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

HOW BIG ARE WE?
















CUSTOMER SERVICE



No one can make you serve customers well.


That`s because great service is a choice.


Years ago, Harvey Mackay, (Business Motivational Speaker & Inspirational Quotes - Harvey Mackay)told a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.


He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport.


When a cab pulled up,the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to abright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshlypressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car toopen the back passenger door for Harvey.


He handed him a laminated cardand said:`I`m Wally, your driver. While I`m loading your bags in the trunk I`d like you to read my mission statement.`


Taken aback, Harvey read thecard.


It said:Wally`s Mission Statement:To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment.


This blew Harvey away.


Especially when he noticed that the inside ofthe cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean!


As he slid behind thewheel, Wally said, `Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos ofregular and one of decaf.`


Harvey said jokingly, `No, I`d prefer a soft drink.`


Wally smiled and said, `No problem. I have a cooler up front with regular and Diet Coke, water and orange juice.`


Almost stuttering, Harvey said, `I`ll take a Diet Coke.`


Handing him his drink, Wally said, `If you`d like something to read,


Ihave The Wall Street Journal, Time, Sports Illustrated and USA Today.`


As they were pulling away, Wally handed him another laminated card.`


These are the stations I get and the music they play, if you`d like tolisten to the radio.`


And as if that weren`t enough, Wally told Harvey that he had the airconditioning on and asked if the temperature was comfortable for him.


Then he advised Harvey of the best route to his destination for thattime of day.


He also let him know that he`d be happy to chat and tell him about some of the sights or, if Harvey preferred, to leave him withhis own thoughts.`


Tell me, Wally,` Harvey asked the driver, `have you always served customers like this?


`Wally smiled into the rearview mirror. `No, not always. In fact, it'sonly been in the last two years. My first five years driving, I spentmost of my time complaining like all the rest of the cabbies do. Then I heard the personal growth guru, Wayne Dyer, on the radio oneday.


He had just written a book called You`ll See It When You BelieveIt.


Dyer said that if you get up in the morning expecting to have a badday, you`ll rarely disappoint yourself.


He said, `Stop complaining! Differentiate yourself from yourcompetition.


Don`t be a duck. Be an eagle.


Ducks quack and complain.


Eagles soar above the crowd.```


That hit me right between the eyes,` said Wally. `Dyer was reallytalking about me. I was always quacking and complaining, so I decidedto change my attitude and become an eagle.


I looked around at the othercabs and their drivers. The cabs were dirty, the drivers wereunfriendly, and the customers were unhappy. So I decided to make somechanges. I put in a few at a time.


When my customers responded well, Idid more.``I take it that has paid off for you,`


Harvey said. `It sure has,`Wally replied. `


My first year as an eagle, I doubled my income from theprevious year. This year I`ll probably quadruple it. You were lucky toget me today.


I don`t sit at cabstands anymore. My customers call mefor appointments on my cell phone or leave a message on my answeringmachine.


If I can`t pick them up myself, I get a reliable cabbie friendto do it and I take a piece of the action.`


Wally was phenomenal.


He was running a limo service out of a Yellow Cab. Harvey probably told that story to more than fifty cab drivers over the years, and only two took the idea and ran with it.


WheneverHarvey went to their cities, he would give them a call.


The rest of the drivers quacked like ducks and told him all the reasons they couldn`t do any of what he was suggesting.


Johnny the Bagger and Wally the Cab Driver made a different choice.


They decided to stop quacking like ducks and start soaring like eagles.


How about you? Apply it in your own businesses and homes and see the change around you

WORD JUMBLE

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange theletters:THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER

ASHAMED
















It hurts me... Does this hurt you?
WHO Deserves MORE?


The India cricket team bus. & DON'T MISS the VIJAY RATH
Now lets have a look at the luxury our commandos had after their 60 hours sleepless battle!!!
The Black Cat (NSG) commando bus after operation at TAJ .
WHICH VICTORY WAS CRITICAL???
What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses,
whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art luxury buses,
these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every Indian and
these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match,
we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans.
The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers and
the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.

can Withdraw all protection of commandos provided to I.P. , V.I.P. and V.V.I.P. (As they are affluent and rich enough to have security of their own) and
instead put these commandos to protect our children and general public.
Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly, that's the least we can do


A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.


He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"


She replied, "I'm having a baby."


With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"


She answered, "He sure is."


Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"


She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."


With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked


----


----


----


"Then why did you eat him?"

ILLUSION


When you look at this picture close up, you see Albert Einstein,

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Just click on this link n use ur common sense to navigate. It has 23 pages one after the other, starting from this firstpage. The trick is to find a way to go to the next page. If u can really go to the 23rd page ur a genius in ur own respect :) So best of luck n keep clicking, tik tik ....

IS INDIA A POOR COUNTRY


Revelation of Swiss bank accounts
This is so shocking.......If black money deposits was an Olympics event.... India would have won a gold medal hands down.

The second best Russia has 4 times lesser deposit. U.S. is not even there in the counting in top five! India has more money in Swiss banks than all the other countries combined!
Recently, due to international pressure, the Swiss government agreed to disclose the names of the account holders only if the respective governments formally asked for it. Indian government is not asking for the details.......no marks for guessing why?
We need to start a movement to pressurise the government to do so! This is perhaps the only way, and a golden opportunity, to expose the high and mighty and weed out corruption!
Please read on......and forward to all the honest Indians to.....like somebody is forwarding to you.......and build a ground-swell of support for action!
Is India poor, who says? Ask the Swiss banks. With personal account deposit bank of $1,500 billion in foreign reserve which have been misappropriated, an amount 13 times larger than the country's foreign debt, one needs to rethink if India is a poor country?
DISHONEST INDUSTRIALISTS, scandalous politicians and corrupt IAS, IRS, IPS officers have deposited in foreign banks in their illegal personal accounts a sum of about $1500 billion, which have been misappropriated by them. This amount is about 13 times larger than the country's foreign debt. With this amount 45 crore poor people can get Rs 1,00,000 each. This huge amount has been appropriated from the people of India by exploiting and betraying them. Once this huge amount of black money and property comes back to India , the entire foreign debt can be repaid in 24 hours. After paying the entire foreign debt, we will have surplus amount, almost 12 times larger than the foreign debt.

If this surplus amount is invested in earning interest, the amount of interest will be more than the annual budget of the Central government. So even if all the taxes are abolished, then also the Central government will be able to maintain the country very comfortably.
Some 80,000 people travel to Switzerland every year, of whom 25,000 travel very frequently. 'Obviously, these people won't be tourists. They must be travelling there for some other reason,' believes an official involved in tracking illegal money.

And, clearly, he isn't referring to the commerce ministry bureaucrats who've been flitting in and out of Geneva ever since the World Trade Organisation (WTO) negotiations went into a tailspin!
Just read the following details and note how these dishonest industrialists, scandalous politicians, corrupt officers, cricketers, film actors, illegal sex trade and protected wildlife operators, to name just a few, sucked this country's wealth and prosperity. This may be the picture of deposits in Swiss banks only. What about other international banks?
Black money in Swiss banks -- Swiss Banking Association report, 2006 details bank deposits in the territory of Switzerland by nationals of following countries:
TOP FIVE
INDIA $1,456 BILLION

RUSSIA $470 BILLION

U.K. $390 BILLION

UKRAINE $100 BILLION

CHINA $96 BILLION
Now do the math's - India with $1,456 billion or $1.4 trillion has more money in Swiss banks than rest of the world combined.

Public loot since 1947:
Can we bring back our money? It is one of the biggest loots witnessed by mankind -- the loot of the Aam Aadmi (common man) since 1947, by his brethren occupying public office. It has been orchestrated by politicians, bureaucrats and some businessmen.
The list is almost all-encompassing. No wonder, everyone in India loots with impunity and without any fear.

What is even more depressing in that this ill-gotten wealth of ours has been stashed away abroad into secret bank accounts located in some of the world's best known tax havens. And to that extent the Indian economy has been stripped of its wealth. Ordinary Indians may not be exactly aware of how such secret accounts operate and what are the rules and regulations that go on to govern such tax havens.

However, one may well be aware of 'Swiss bank accounts,' the shorthand for murky dealings, secrecy and of course pilferage from developing countries into rich developed ones.
In fact, some finance experts and economists believe tax havens to be a conspiracy of the western world against the poor countries. By allowing the proliferation of tax havens in the twentieth century, the western world explicitly encourages the movement of scarce capital from the developing countries to the rich. In March 2005, the Tax Justice Network (TJN) published a research finding demonstrating that $11.5 trillion of personal wealth was held offshore by rich individuals across the globe.
The findings estimated that a large proportion of this wealth was managed from some 70 tax havens. Further, augmenting these studies of TJN, Raymond Baker -- in his widely celebrated book titled 'Capitalism's Achilles Heel: Dirty Money and How to Renew the Free Market System' -- estimates that at least $5 trillion have been shifted out of poorer countries to the West since the mid-1970.
It is further estimated by experts that one per cent of the world's population holds more than 57 per cent of total global wealth, routing it invariably through these tax havens. How much of this is from India is anybody's guess.
What is to be noted here is that most of the wealth of Indians parked in these tax havens is illegitimate money acquired through corrupt means. Naturally, the secrecy associated with the bank accounts in such places is central to the issue, not their low tax rates as the term 'tax havens' suggests. Remember Bofors and how India could not trace the ultimate beneficiary of those transactions because of the secrecy associated with these bank accounts?
IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN SAVE INDIA?

A POEM FOR YOU TO THINK


I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load..
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

HOW TO BE UNFORGETTABLE


A piece of being a Leader Without a Title involves being so brilliant, gifted and human at what you do that people cannot forget who you are.

Your good name becomes tattooed on the minds and hearts of everyone whose lives you touch. Hoards of roving ambassadors tell everyone they know about the experience you created for them - and of your rare air genius.

That's the space you need to play at.

To succeed in business today.

4 Best Practices I teach to my clients that will help you get there:

1. Keep Your Promises.

Trust lives at the foundation of every great relationship. And business is all about relationships. When people like you, they buy from you - and help you in all ways. By becoming impeccable with your word, trust grows wildly.

2. Be BIW (Best in World).

Being excellent at what you do is just the price of admission in our globalized, uber-connected world. To succeed and be truly unforgettable, may I suggest that the standard you play at is The Best in The World. At my leadership seminars I sometimes run an exercise that begins with this question: "what 10 things would the person who is best in the world at what you do be doing on a regular basis that you are not doing?". Start your list.

3. Be Radically Ethical.

The pristine reputation that took you decades to build could be torn down in 60 seconds of bad judgment. Seriously. Just watch the news these days and you'll get what I mean.

To show leadership in business (and life) today, it's mission-critical to be radically ethical. No dishonorable move goes unnoticed. Decency wins.

4. Be fun.

Whatever happened to fun? Stop taking life so seriously. Generate the ability to laugh - even at the toughest of times. You become unforgettable - and irresistible the moment you lighten up. And get that smile back on your face.

Life's a short ride when you really think about it. Might be smart to enjoy every turn of it.
- Robin Sharma (Author of 'The Monk who sold his ferrari' and Leadership guru)

DIL HINDUSTANI



He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bankwill need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

"The Indian replies: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'

Ah, the mind of the Indian... This is why India is shining

THE RING



A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with abeautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
The jeweller looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ringpriced at $4500.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", hesaid. At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock from thesafe." Here's one stunning ring at $33000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"


"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bankwould want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring onMonday afternoon".
Monday morning a very irritated jeweller phones the man." You liedthere's no money in that account."
"I know, but you CAN'T imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had????"

CONFIDENCE, TRUST & NEVER LOSE HOPE!

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella
that's Confidence
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air, he laughs......
because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope