Tuesday, November 13, 2007

TEMPLE ARRANGEMENTS


we often go to temples......we see things around...but they convey a highly valuable hidden message!

the statue of NANDI:
" like the nandi, sit for long hours without moving in meditation"

the BELL:
"society and sorroundings may disturb and criticise you,but behold your stance"

the TORTOISE:
( peedam near kodikambam)
"while meditating control your indriyas(senses) like a tortoise drawing in to its shell, its limbs"- bramhacharya

ANJANEYA:
if you do so(all the above)
"your power increases"

GANAPATHI:
"keep on meditiating,your vision(God's knowledge) improves-like the vision of an elephant"

SAKTHI:
"stronger the vision, you get more power"(sakthi)

SHIVA:
"when yuo attain this kind of sakthi, shiva is not so far"

i hope this intresting information will definitely flash in your mind ,next time you visit a temple....

Saturday, November 10, 2007

AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755.6.




Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

DO YOU FEEL LIKE QUITTING?

One day I decided to quit...
I quit my job, my relationship, my friends, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me... Look around", He said.
"Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed.
But I did not quit on the bamboo.
In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.
He said. "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit."
He said. "Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.
Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He asked me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots".
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"Don"t compare yourself to others." He said.
"The bamboo had a different Purpose than the fern.
Yet they both make the forest beautiful." "Your time will come",
God said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.
"As high as it can?" I questioned.
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and brought back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

Never, Never, Never Give up.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

EMERGENCY MEDICINE-EMERGING FIELD

hi
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PLAB NOT NEEDED FOR INDIAN DOCS!

Hi Friends,

Drs from India would be able to work in UK without going through IELTS and PLAB
This would be case to case basis only reputed institutes would be enrolled
British doctors may similarly work in India -Mr Smith may eventually be found in Rampur Dist Hospital doing a locum !!!
This will have immense impact and will facilitate massive exchange of knowledge and expertise between the two countries and doctors from both the nations will benefit. I am sure significant changes in visa regulations will also follow.Considering the immense market that medical tourism offers it will facilitate the exchange of patients and many procedures would probably be officially out-sourced by NHS.
I think its a good move to regulate it officially and systematically than in a haphazard way as it normally happens.

DNA report on this

NEW DELHI: Indian doctors may soon be able to practice in Britain without having to go through a series of qualifying exams, with a consensus on the issue reached at a meeting of the Health Care Working Group of the UK-India Joint Economic Trade Committee (JETCO) on June 6.

The working group had proposed that medical degrees from reputed institutions be recognised by both the countries on a case by case basis as it would cut out years of qualifying examinations, besides ease rules governing issue of visa to the recognised degree-holders.
report continued below

Once accepted by the both governments, even qualified doctors from UK would be able to practise in India.

The proposal would now be put before JETCO in the first week of July prior to its presentation to the two governments.

JETCO is co-chaired by India's Commerce and Industry Minister Kamal Nath and British Trade Minister Alistair Darling.

Significantly, Health Care Working Group is co-chaired by UK government official David Hawkins and Fortis Managing Director Shivinder Mohan Singh, who also heads FICCI's health care committee. JETCO's Health Care Working Group is being co-ordinated from India by FICCI.

"JETCO's own working group has reached a consensus and the ball has started rolling," said FICCI Secretary General Amit Mitra.

At present, immigrant doctors are required to take professional and linguistic assessment board test and nurses are required to clear qualifying exams to register with the Nurses and Midwife Council in the UK.

Both Medical Council of India (MCI) and The British General Medical Council (GMC) stopped recognising each other's medical degrees over 3O years back.

Mitra said if the governments agree on the proposal, both the nations would benefit. India in the coming 2-3 years would need more experts and medical specialists since the demand in corporate hospitals is going up.

It will also help Britain to address the problem of human resource crunch in this area.

"India will gain from knowledge-sharing and medical tourism will also get a boost from this initiative," he added.

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1103087
http://www.rediff.com/money/2007/jun/13uk.htm

Sunday, October 28, 2007

DARE TO BE


When a new day begins,dare to smile gratefully
When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light
When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it
When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway
When life seems to beat you down, dare to fight back
When there seems to be no hope, dare to find some
When you're feeling tired, dare to keep going
When times are tough, dare to be tougher
When love hurts you, dare to love again
When someone is hurting, dare to help them heal
When another is lost, dare to help them find their way
When a friend falls, dare to be the first to extend a hand
When you feel great, dare to help someone else feel great too
When the day has ended, dare to feel as you've done your best
dare to be the best you can- all time!

Friday, October 26, 2007

BOOKS ARE BEST FRIENDS

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NATIONAL DO NOT CALL REGISTRY

Most of you have received many unsolicited telemarketing calls/SMS on your mobile phones related to ICICI Bank products, Other company products and services.
Most of the time, these are a nuisance as they are during business hours, work engagements and meetings.
Such calls intrude our privacy and also are a waste of valuable time.
There is some encouraging news as the Government of India has taken a laudable initiative (National Do Not Call Registry) to prevent such unsolicited calls.
TRAI has developed a website where subscribers may register their phone numbers "under do-not-call registry" after the recent Supreme Court judgment.
At Infosys, the company has already registered all the official mobile lines under the above scheme.
In case you want to get rid of all the problems mentioned above, please access this site & register your number.
Requests will become effective in 45 days from the date of request. Subscriber may confirm whether their number is included in the NDNC registry home page.
Please contact your telecom service provider: like Airtel, Spice, BSNL, Reliance for more details.
http://ndncregistry.gov.in/ndncregistry/index.jsp

http://ndncregistry.gov.in/ndncregistry/aboutRegister.jsp

utilise this facility

Sunday, September 23, 2007

GREAT SAYINGS

1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BESURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH -SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULDNOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER
4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO,YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE
5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVEGOD,WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ?--- MOTHER THERESA
6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE
7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITHYOUR ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA
8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'REDOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR
9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OFCHANGING HIMSELF . - - -LEO TOLSTOY
10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT IDISCOVERED THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON
11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERYDANGEROUS --ABRAHAM LINCOLN
12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSEYOU NEVER KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM
13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIRLIFE,THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE- - - - - EINSTEIN
14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFETRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION, HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES
15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVETHEM - - - - - MOTHER THERESA

Saturday, September 22, 2007

A BRIDGE TOO FAR

The Lord RAM surveyed the Ram Setu and said
"Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters on its pillars."
Hanuman with all humility spoke
"Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in thesea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."
Ram spoke
"Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on construction. "
Hanuman humbly bowed down and said
"Why not we go down and present our case"
Ram said
"Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."
"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."
"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India. You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated."
"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."
Lord smiled
"It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around."

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

THINK!!


A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.
When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died.
The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child ,he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.
QUESTIONS :1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :The husband just said " I am with you Darling"
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour.
The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.
There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened. No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child.
What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.
That is what he gave her.
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.
MORAL OF THE STORY
Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame,in the relationship, but by this way we miss out some warmth that is needed... some things are not merely to blame..
Remember always that life is not that easy to understand as it seems...Never try to apply your logic to understand every situation...
Let life enjoy its own complexity.. You are just a small part of dis whole complicated universe...
always try to be happy

LETTER FROM A DAUGHTER




A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made andeverything was neat and tidy.


Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.


It was addressed "Dad".


With the worst premonition, he opened the envelopeand read the letter with tremblinghands:-


Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home .


I had to elope with my newboyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.


I've been finding real passion with Randyand he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing,tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.


But it's not only the passion Dad, I'mpregnant and Randy said that he wantsme to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.


Even though Randy is much older than me(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, reallythese things shouldn't stand in theway of our relationship , don't you agree?


Randy has a great CD collection;


he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for!the whole winter.


It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I knowhe'll be faithful to me in his ownway.


He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.


Randy taught me thatmarijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us andwe'll trade it with our friendsfor all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.


In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure forAIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!Your loving daughter,Rosie.


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".


Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


PS: Dad, none of the above is true.


I'm over at the neighbor's house.


I just wanted to remind you thatthere are worse things in life than my report card that's in my deskcentre drawer.


Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.


I love you

Thursday, September 13, 2007

WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE


Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but

you should marry with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is ashuman as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or yourSister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a systemthat gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almostas much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, peoplewho love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even yourfamily name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, whileyou sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning andcook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are,maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant,a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learningjust like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy andsloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is toodemanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and evenmen at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days andyet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid yourirrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherentinsecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't,simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, justlike yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most importantrelationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help hersome and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one sheknows in your entire house - your unstinted support, yoursensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, ifyou may call it.

But not many guys understand this...

Friday, September 7, 2007

Thursday, August 30, 2007

TRUTH 21 ST CENTURY


Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our Labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Our BO$$ - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less .

GRIEVANCE


Government of India has an on-line Grievance forum at




The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like

Passport Office,

Electricity board,

BSNL/MTNL,

Railways , etc .

You may use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility.

This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the ' System' in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE ... Spread to all ...

Saturday, August 25, 2007

EMCON 2007 AT CHENNAI


Society for Emergency Medicine in India and the members of the organising committee invite you to be a part of EMCON 2007, the 9th annual conference of SEMI to be held between November 16th and 18th, 2007 at Sri Ramachandra University Chennai, India

Programme Highlights:
Scientific Lectures
Cutting edge Educational Sessions
Debates on hot topics in Emergency Medicine
Expert Panel Discussions
Workshops
International Faculties
Pre Conference Workshops (16th November, 2007):
Radiology/Ultrasound for Emergency Physicians
Pediatric Emergency Medicine
Prehospital care(Nurses & paramedics)
Disaster Management

Distinguished Emergency Medicine Faculty from India & Abroad will offer lectures in the following Emergency Medicine Topics:
Cardiac & Respiratory emergencies
Update on Resuscitation Guidelines
Diagnosis and treatment of Sepsis
Infective disease approach
Pediatric emergencies
Psychiatric Emergencies
Geriatric Emergency Medicine
Acute pain management
Toxicology
Trauma related Emergencies
Evidence based Emergency Medicine
Airway, Anesthesia & Analgesia in Emergency Medicine
Emergency Medicine Research
Emergency Ultrasound
Critical Care in the Emergency Department
Disaster Preparedness
EMS / Pre-Hospital Care
Emergency Medicine Administration
Emergency Medicine Training in India
Critical Issues in Emergency Medicine
Emergency Medicine & Law
Emergency Imaging
Newer Technology in Emergency Medicine

PAYMENT
Upto 30th September, 2007:
Physicians: Rs.3000 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs.2500Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.2000 Nurses/EMT: Rs.1250
After 1st October, 2007:
Physicians: Rs.3500 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs.3000Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.2500 Nurses/EMT: Rs.1500
Spot Registration:
Physicians: Rs.4000 Physician Member of Endorsing/Supporting Organizations: Rs. 3500 Post Graduate Students,Resident & Fellows: Rs.3000 Nurses/EMT: Rs.2000
Residents & Students must provide letter from HOD/Medical College to document status
Cancellation Policy:
Cancellations must be confirmed in writing by October 30th, 2007 to qualify for a refund. A 25% administrative fee will be retained. No refunds will be made on cancellations after this date.Payments may be made by Demand Draft ONLY in favour of " EMCON 2007" payable at Chennai.
Workshops:
Radiology / Ultrasound for Emergency Physicians: Rs.1000
Paediatric Emergency Medicine: Rs.1000
Disaster Management :Rs.1000
Pre Hospital Care (For Nurses & Paramedics): Rs.500
DO NOT MISS!!

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain
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The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."


Because:

Evening at 9 - 11pm : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am : is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3am : detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5am : detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.
Morning 5 - 7am : detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am : absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am , for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

TECHNINCAL SUPPORT


Tech Support: People wonder why they are paid so much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look.....
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Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer : "Ok"

Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ==============================================
Tech Support : "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"

Customer : "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)

Tech Support : "Well then we can't-"

Customer : "It says 'no dial tone'."

Tech Support : "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"

Customer : "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me through." Tech Support : "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're on the phone with me." Customer : "It must be busy. I'll try again later."

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Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

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Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." ==================================================
Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"

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Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." ======================================================
Tech Support : "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer : "Is that Eastern time?" ===================================================
Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?

"Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

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Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"

Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer : "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer : "What?"

Tech Support : "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer : "No..."

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Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support : "@#*?!%#$"
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Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer : "A white one."
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Tech Support : "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer : "How do you spell that?
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Tech Support : "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer : "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery ===================================

ORKUT?

here are ten things u shud know after being a orkut member
ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose" "superman/superwoman" "arnt i hot/handsome/cute" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c yoUR not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it!
SIX
Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you, not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut and look like little cartoons, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Orkut Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

WHAT THEY SAY & WHAT IT MEANS!!


Nine words women use...

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.

OUR MOTHERLAND


Some of the following facts may be known to you.

These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

u r at freedom 2 stop reading at any point.

1. India never invaded any country till now-even when it was the most powerful country in the world.

2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC.

More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.

The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53.

10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India .

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India .

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation) .

16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.


Quotes about India .


We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made:

Albert Einstein.

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition

:Mark Twain.

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India

:French scholar Romain Rolland.

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border:Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA )

ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS.

BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and

that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

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SOLVE IT PLEASE

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL): At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL): The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.


Exercise: Please apply Kirchoff's Current and Voltage laws to the following figures.


even kirchoff's father cant help!!

RAJINI STYLE.......


Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day,

"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff,

"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,

and sure enough,

Tom Cruise shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

..Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical

.After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else"

Rajini says .."President Bush",

Jayalalitha quickly retorts .."Yes",

Rajini says, "I know him . And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying,

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies .."Sure!" says Rajini,

"My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that

Jayalalitha has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side,

Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and

the the man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

LOVE



GOD HELPS


many times myself didnot understand when something bad happens
i just ask god
why is this happening to me?
but this pic showed me the real thing that was to happen to me and how god is protecting me!!

Unconditional Love - motivating story


A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam.

He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me."
"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."
"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."
"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."
At that point, the son hung up the phone.

The parents heard nothing more from him.

A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police.

Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told.

The police believed it was suicide.

The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son.

They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.
The parents in this story are like many of us.

We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable.

We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way.

Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.

Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!!
There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started

But you know the special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift!
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

DO YOU KNOW?


Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)


Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)


Letters'b' & 'c'do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter'c'does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

VIRTUAL BARBER SHOP

http://media.putfile.com/Virtual-Barbershop

clik this link
play the file
full volume in ur speakers
close ur eyes
enjoy

FLIGHT MECHANICS


Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P - The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S - The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.


P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.


P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.


P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.


P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.


P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.


P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspected !!! you're right.


P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.


P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.


P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

INDIA 100 YEARS BACK

hindu pilgrims bathing in a sacred well, benares


























india's pride, the taj mahal reflected in jamiuna river

crowd watching a performing bear, jaipur





victoria terminal bombay
decorated hall,rajas palace tanjore TN