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Sunday, July 27, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
RETIREMENT DINNER
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make
the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.
He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.'
I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here.
I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.
I was appalled.
But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people....... '
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. '
I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,' said the politician.
'In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession.'
Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE ! ! !
90/10
The 90/10 Principle
Author: Stephen Covey
Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle?
10% of our life is made up of what happens to us. 90% of life is decided by how we react.
10% of our life is made up of what happens to us. 90% of life is decided by how we react.
What does this mean?
We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%.
The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How? By your reaction.
The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How? By your reaction.
You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.
Let's use an example.
You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just have happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for chool. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse.
Let's use an example.
You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just have happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for chool. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse.
You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.
Why?
Because of how you reacted in the morning.
Why did you have a bad day?
A) Did the coffee cause it?
B) Did your daughter cause it?
C) Did the policeman cause it?
D) Did you cause it?
The answer is " D".
You had no control over what happened with the coffee.
How you reacted in those 5 seconds was what caused your bad day.
Here is what could have and should have happened.
Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry.
You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time".
Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs.
After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus.
She turns and waves.
You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff.
Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.
Notice the difference?
Two different scenarios.
Both started the same. Both ended different. Why?
Because of how you REACTED. You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.
If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge.
Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day.
A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc. How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic?
Do you lose your temper?
Do you lose your temper?
Pound on the steering wheel?
A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off)
Do you curse?
Does your blood pressure skyrocket?
Do you try and bump them?
WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work?
Why let the cars ruin yourdrive?
Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry aboutit.
You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated?
It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.
The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day.
Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant?
She has no control over what is going on.
Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.
Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse.
Now you know the 90-10 principle.
Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible.
Very few know and apply this principle.
The result?
Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache.
We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.
It CAN change our lives.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
TEACHER Vz STUDENTS
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tire burst ?...............(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
MOH SAUDI LOOKS FOR DRS
Ministry of Health, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is going to conduct an interview from AUGUST SECOND WEEK, 2008 AT DELHI, BANGALORE & MUMBAICONSULTANT : DOCTORATE OR ITS EQUIVALENT DEGREE +
3-2 YEARS EXPERIENCE.
SUPER SPECIALIST : FRESH DOCTORATE OR MASTER DEGREE +
5 YEARS EXPERIENCE
RESIDENT : MASTER DEGREE + 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE
ER DOCTOR : BACHELOR DEGREE + 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE
S.No
CATEGORY
BRANCHES
1
DENTISTRY
GENERAL DENTIST, CONSERVATIVE DENTIST, ORTHODONTIST, ENDODONTIST
2
RADIOLOGY
RADIO-DIAGNOSIS, INTERNAL, INTERVENTIONAL, NEUROLOGICAL, ENDOSCOPY
3
PEDIATRICS
GENERAL, NURO- PEDIATRICS, HEMO- PEDIATRICS
4
ANESTHISIOLOGY
GENERAL, CARDIAC ANESTHESIA, ANESTHESIA & OR, ANESTHESIA ICU, ICCU, ICU & NICU
5
INTERNAL MEDICINE
GENERAL MEDICINE, NEPHROLOGY, HEMATOLOGY, INFECTIOUS DISEASES ,GASTROENTEROLOGY, RHEUMATISM- NEONATALOGY & ENDOSCOPY
6
PSYCHIATRIC DISEASES
PSYCHIATRY, ADDICTION TREATMENT
7
EMERGENCY MEDICINE
INTERNAL MEDICINE, SURGERY & GENERAL
8
CARDIOLOGY
ECG, CARDIOLOGY, ECHO, INTERVENTIONAL CARDIOLOGY, CARDIAC SURGERY
9
SURGERY
GENERAL SURGERY,PEDIATRIC SURGERY, VASCULAR SURGERY , PLASTIC SURGERY & BURNS, THORACIC SURGERY AND NEUROSURGERY
10
ORTHOPEDICS
GENERAL, ENDOSCOPIC, JOINT REPLACEMENT & SPINAL SURGERY
11
PATHOLOGY
GENERAL, MICROBIOLOGY, HEMATOLOGY
12
ENT
13
OPTHALMOLOGY
MEDICAL & SURGICAL
14
OBSTETRICS & GYNAECOLOGY
15
CLINICAL PHARMACIST
MASTER + 3 YEARS EXPERIENCE
SENIOR TECHNICIAN : UNIVERSITY APPROVED DIPLOMA+ 5YEARS
EXP
TECHNICIAN : TWO YEARS TECHNICAL DIPLOMA AFTER
10+2 WITH 2 YEARS EXP.
16
PERFUSIONIST
17
ECHO
18
CATH LAB.
19
CARDIAC OT REHAHAB
20
CARDIAC ANAESTHISIA
21
ECG
22
PACEMAKER
23
CLINICAL PHARMACY
24
TECHNICIANS
MALE : EEG, NEURO TECH, CSSD
FEMALE : ANESTHESIA, OT, PHYSIOTHERAPY, CSSD
25
PSYCHIATRIC & ADDICTION NURSING
BACHELOR DEGREE + TWO YEARS EXP. OR DIPLOMA IN GENERAL NURSING + 3 YEARS EXP. IN PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS.
SALARY & PERKS
Total Tax Free Salary ( Salary as per the norms & conditions of MOH Rules)
Fully furnished family Accommodation Free (Only for Doctors)
Transportation Free
Medical Free
Yearly 45 days paid Leave
One year Renewable Contract up to 10 years.
Annual Increments.
send your detailed CV according to the required profile as mentioned above for each category on the following email id and also send the photocopies of all your credentials with two passport size photographs on the following addresses at the earliest.
For any other further assistance please contact .
THANKS & REGARDS
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HR EXECUTIVE
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DELHI MANPOWER EXPRESS
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Thursday, July 3, 2008
LPG EXPIRY DATE
Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders?
Most of us do not know this.
Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents.
In this regard please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor. Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:
On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.
The alphabets stand for quarters -
A for March (First Qtr),
B for June (Second Qtr),
C for Sept (Third Qtr), &
D for December (Fourth Qtr).
The digits stand for the year till it is valid.
Hence D06 would mean Fourth Qtr (December) of 2006.
WEIGHT REDUCTION
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day.
So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.
So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.
They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps
a beautiful girl, with a sign saying " If you catch me, I'm yours ."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there.
And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him.
Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg..
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says,
"I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym.
This time he's standing by the door when it opens.
Out comes a Gorilla with a sign. " If I catch you, you're mine ."
WEIGHT REDUCTION
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day.
So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.
They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps
a beautiful girl,
with a sign saying " If you catch me, I'm yours ."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there.
And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him.
Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg..
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says,
"I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym.
This time he's standing by the door when it opens.
Out comes a Gorilla with a sign. " If I catch you, you're mine ."
CLASSIC DEFINITIONS AND COOL MEANINGS
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such posts......
ACLS
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horroras her ball headed directly toward afoursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of themen. He immediately clasped his handstogether at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to rollaround in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began toapologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know Icould relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' theman replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, stillclasping his hands together at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several longmoments and asked,'How does that feel'?
He replied:
'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began toapologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know Icould relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' theman replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, stillclasping his hands together at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several longmoments and asked,'How does that feel'?
He replied:
'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
DR s FOR TEACHING IN CHINA-MEDICAL COLLEGES
process of recruiting teachers who have been teaching in various medical colleges in India as per MCI standard for our top Government Universities in China for the semester starting from 1st September 2008. The students to be taught are Indian and the teaching is in English.
--representing 7 universities in china for undergraduate MBBS program.
Usually the recruitment is for 4 &1/2 months to 1 year depending on the subject and the contract with the university or if the teacher wishes to continue in china in various universities could do so if he / she is willing.
--looking at MBBS graduates who have either been teaching or who are confident of teaching MBBS students in China.
People with MD qualification may also apply as Assistant Professors or Professors.
In Luzhou Medical College we have
Pharmacology, Emergency, oncology 1 teacher
Infectious diseases, Pathophysiology, Microbiology 1 teacher
Gynea, Jurisprudence 1 teacher
Nanchang University
Pharmacology - 1 teacher
Community medicine – 1 teacher
Xiamen University
Community medicine 1 teacher
In Dali University
Surgery and Infectious diseases) - 1 teacher
Southern Medical University & Jinan University Forensic Medicine - 1 teacher
FSM is only for two months in each college and so both Jinan University and SMU will share one teacher who can teach 2 months in each college as both the colleges are in the same city, Guangzhou
We require the following
1. Resume, including education and work experience, and recommendation letter from previous work unit. Please mention all the papers presented either national or international.
2. Health Certificate from a recognized organization.
3. Copy of highest degree diploma
4. Copy of passport and 10 passport photographs
5. TWO / THREE REFERENCE LETTERS
You will have to travel to China by 1st week of September 2008.
The facility provided by the university is
1. Air ticket 2 way once a year (initial ticket should be bought by the faculty, either one way or two way, because in some colleges the faculty need to go on tourist visa for which two way ticket is required and after reaching the college, the college will extend his / her visa
2. Reimbursement of one way air ticket will be done by college at the end of each semester.i.e one way for one semester upto 3000 RMB.
3. Initial visa processing will be done by us on payment of Rs.1000/- or as per Chinese embassy standard as visa processing fee if the faculty is traveling from India.
4. Free accommodation will be provided by the university.
Salary for tutors would be RMB 6500-7000 to be decided by the university depending on the experience and salary for MD will be totally decided by the university as the university.
No vacation salary will be paid by our universities
Other on hand information's
1. Recruitment would be usually between 4 ½ months to 9 months. One semester
is approximately 4 ½ months (March to July) and September to January is
another semester. In between there will be a vacation.
2. Mode of payment would be in RMB and usually it is cash payment.
1 RMB = 5 .3-5.5 Rupees.
3. Tax cut would range from 7% to 10%.
4. Monthly expenditure in china on personal expenses and food would be
Rs.3000 - 4000 per month.
5. 70% of the income can be transferred through bank to India.
6. 90% of the income would be saving.
8. All our colleges have Indian restaurants/canteens on the campus.
9. Teaching plan would be given by Dr. Bose.
10. All the teachers are required to take Overseas Travel Insurance which covers Medical too.
Kindly expedite dispatch of the documents at the earliest by email.
For more details about the colleges/universities, kindly visit our website www.saraswationline.com You can write to Dr. Bose, Dean Medical Education Department, and Saraswati online.com at dramitbose@yahoo.com 9945536087 and his China no. is 0086 15915744100
contact
Rekhaa
9980036089
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
Please send in all the papers to rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
address is
Saraswati Online.com
Soundarya Paramount, I floor,
102, # 83 / 87, 5th Cross,
Malleswaram Circle
Bangalore 560003.
Ph: 23343169, 23343207
--representing 7 universities in china for undergraduate MBBS program.
Usually the recruitment is for 4 &1/2 months to 1 year depending on the subject and the contract with the university or if the teacher wishes to continue in china in various universities could do so if he / she is willing.
--looking at MBBS graduates who have either been teaching or who are confident of teaching MBBS students in China.
People with MD qualification may also apply as Assistant Professors or Professors.
In Luzhou Medical College we have
Pharmacology, Emergency, oncology 1 teacher
Infectious diseases, Pathophysiology, Microbiology 1 teacher
Gynea, Jurisprudence 1 teacher
Nanchang University
Pharmacology - 1 teacher
Community medicine – 1 teacher
Xiamen University
Community medicine 1 teacher
In Dali University
Surgery and Infectious diseases) - 1 teacher
Southern Medical University & Jinan University Forensic Medicine - 1 teacher
FSM is only for two months in each college and so both Jinan University and SMU will share one teacher who can teach 2 months in each college as both the colleges are in the same city, Guangzhou
We require the following
1. Resume, including education and work experience, and recommendation letter from previous work unit. Please mention all the papers presented either national or international.
2. Health Certificate from a recognized organization.
3. Copy of highest degree diploma
4. Copy of passport and 10 passport photographs
5. TWO / THREE REFERENCE LETTERS
You will have to travel to China by 1st week of September 2008.
The facility provided by the university is
1. Air ticket 2 way once a year (initial ticket should be bought by the faculty, either one way or two way, because in some colleges the faculty need to go on tourist visa for which two way ticket is required and after reaching the college, the college will extend his / her visa
2. Reimbursement of one way air ticket will be done by college at the end of each semester.i.e one way for one semester upto 3000 RMB.
3. Initial visa processing will be done by us on payment of Rs.1000/- or as per Chinese embassy standard as visa processing fee if the faculty is traveling from India.
4. Free accommodation will be provided by the university.
Salary for tutors would be RMB 6500-7000 to be decided by the university depending on the experience and salary for MD will be totally decided by the university as the university.
No vacation salary will be paid by our universities
Other on hand information's
1. Recruitment would be usually between 4 ½ months to 9 months. One semester
is approximately 4 ½ months (March to July) and September to January is
another semester. In between there will be a vacation.
2. Mode of payment would be in RMB and usually it is cash payment.
1 RMB = 5 .3-5.5 Rupees.
3. Tax cut would range from 7% to 10%.
4. Monthly expenditure in china on personal expenses and food would be
Rs.3000 - 4000 per month.
5. 70% of the income can be transferred through bank to India.
6. 90% of the income would be saving.
8. All our colleges have Indian restaurants/canteens on the campus.
9. Teaching plan would be given by Dr. Bose.
10. All the teachers are required to take Overseas Travel Insurance which covers Medical too.
Kindly expedite dispatch of the documents at the earliest by email.
For more details about the colleges/universities, kindly visit our website www.saraswationline.com You can write to Dr. Bose, Dean Medical Education Department, and Saraswati online.com at dramitbose@yahoo.com 9945536087 and his China no. is 0086 15915744100
contact
Rekhaa
9980036089
rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
Please send in all the papers to rekhaa.n@saraswationline.com
address is
Saraswati Online.com
Soundarya Paramount, I floor,
102, # 83 / 87, 5th Cross,
Malleswaram Circle
Bangalore 560003.
Ph: 23343169, 23343207
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